i think i got a tattoo. yes, i'm sure of it now.

the title says it all.
but here's more.

"what have you inked?", you ask.

"well, it's a diamond with black lightning bolts in it. on my foot.", says me back.

"oh." (unimpressed, i can tell.)

"it hurt really bad", my mouth then shrivels and i become a pillar of salt, like in the Bible.

see me later?
deal!


from,
dave