Some People Call It An Omen. Not Me, I Call It 'Just Hangin Out'.

as i left for work the other day, i noticed a huge shadow go across the side of my neighbor's house. i looked up.

"oooo, hawks! three of them!"

then i realized they were actually vultures. i instantly felt like something really bad would happen that day.

then, at work, a trash bag ripped while i tried to throw it and garbage landed on my foot.