my (sort of) terrible nightmare.
last night, i dreamt that i was babysitting some kids. not children that i actually know, but random, faceless kids that materialized in my unconscious head. why i was babysitting them, i have not a clue, but i was, and it somehow appealed to me that it was a great idea to take these kids to Jurassic Park. i thought it would be fun for them, and i am also quite fond of dinosaurs myself, so off to Jurassic Park we went.
as most dreams go, we appeared there in about three seconds. after walking around the park, which somehow resembled more of a law office than a park, we headed into the main lobby to see the Tyrannusaurus Rex. the main lobby looked like a main lobby for a movie theatre, complete with arcade games and a jazzy carpet on the floor. suddenly, people were screaming. there was a frenzy for the doors, which were smashed by the T. Rex. he had gotten loose!
as most dreams go, we appeared there in about three seconds. after walking around the park, which somehow resembled more of a law office than a park, we headed into the main lobby to see the Tyrannusaurus Rex. the main lobby looked like a main lobby for a movie theatre, complete with arcade games and a jazzy carpet on the floor. suddenly, people were screaming. there was a frenzy for the doors, which were smashed by the T. Rex. he had gotten loose!

i watched with horror as he ate people left and right. i wondered where the children were. then T. Rex leaned down, opened his jaws and bit me in half. 
apparently, after eating a large number of the park's patrons, he was not so hungry, so he didn't consume me. instead, he left me, broken on the floor. i reached down and could feel my vertebrae. 
i layed there, and i could sense that my spine was tingling. it was healing. it felt kind of weird, like when your leg falls asleep and it has that 'pins-and-needles' feeling.
soon i could walk. so i left.

2 Comments:
i have had so many dinosaur dreams, it is unbelievable. but i have never been bitten in half...yikes!
the "jazzy carpet on the floor" was my favorite part.
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