my favorite passtime has officially been changed from 'awful pig squeals' to 'people-watching'. don't worry, 'dad jokes' and 'armpit farts' are still on the list as well.
also,
this!
we are planning on getting a
portrait above it. 'we' being myself and my left leg and some other person who has the same thing on their left leg. if you think it's classy, you're wrong: it's not classy, but that's sort of the point, okay?
thus, my goal for life (right now) is to write a
restaurant and convince them to bring themselves to Pittsburgh, or better yet, Monroeville, or better yet, my front yard.
or better yet, my mouth.
also, the 'thus' above is completely unnecessary.
thankyougoodnight
