MRCA Mercy Me!

first off, i seen Beowulf. in 3-D. you should seen it too, but only in 3-D, otherwise you're wasting your time and money, unless you are a viking. then you will like it, but only in the way that hackers like The Marix Reloaded. mark my words, i never want to see another movie again unless it's in 3-D.

sorry, i meant 'seen', not 'see'.

secondly, i seen Beowulf in 3-D again, two weeks later. it was still awesome. my hypothesis is correct.
thirdly, before seening(?) Beowulf in 3-D the first time, i discovered that Lenny has MRSA (pronounced 'mersa') on his upper leg. you know, old staphylococcus aureus? lucky for him, because he was under the impression that it was a centipede bite. he pulled up his pant leg and i seened the wound. (this is getting weird.) upon tasting the wound, i realized it was not a centipede bite, but rather a staph infection. and then his doctor tasted it and said it was a mutated staph infection and he could have died. you're welcome, Lenny.



now i can't stop chewing on my mustache.